9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA(1985)
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Remember in Star Trek: The Motion Picture where
Spock is on Vulcan and fails his Kolinahr and the
Vulcan master says "His answers lie elsewhere"? This
is what the Ninja instructor says to the student who
is taking his Ninja test! This is as close as this
ever gets to being a great movie! There are actually
two different types of actors here, bad & terrible!
Very brief nudity! D
From a reviewer at IMDb.com:
As soon as I saw the box, I knew that I was
going to buy this. However, as we have all
learned, it is a mistake to judge a book by
it's cover. I thought that I would be getting
myself into some hilarious ninja kung fu action
cheese and instead, I am treated to a bunch
of wimpy commandos who tie people up instead
of finding unique ways to kill them. The back
cover depicts a man hanging from a helicopter
while another man (inside the helicopter)
kicks at him and a fleet of four women in
tan commando clothing (led y a black woman
with a big afro, holding a gun). I was
SEVERELY let down and expected it to be
a lot more entertaining than it actually
was. I have the same feeling that I got
after I watched "Bulletproof Monk."
Expecting something that's going to be
horribly good and instead getting
something that is horribly horrible.
How HORRIBLE! - heroinhotwater
Sho Kosugi ... Spike Shinobi
Brent Huff ... Steve Gordon
Emilia Crow ... Jennifer Barnes (as Emilia Lesniak)
Blackie Dammett ... Alby the Cruel
Regina Richardson ... Honey Hump
Vijay Amritraj ... Rankin
Lisa Friedman ... Tour Guide
Kane Kosugi ... Kane
Shane Kosugi ... Shane
Bruce Fanger ... Dr. Wolf
Sonny Erang ... Rahji
Aiko Cownden ... Marisa Lee
Jennifer Crumrine ... Amanda
Helen McNeely ... Mrs. Garcia
Protacio Dee ... Feng Fu
Judy Wilson ... Woo Pee / Woo Wee (as Judy Blye)
Joji Nagai ... Dr. Yamada
Ken Watanabe ... Sensei
Vic Ordonez ... Major Quirino (as Victor Ordoñez)
Lea Navarro ... Museum Assassin
Ric Segreto ... PC Trooper
Ron Milhench ... Perkins
Jacques Gervais ... Congressman Morrison
Warren McLean ... Slanker (as Warren MacLean)
Susan Meyer ... Bus Passenger
Sam Lombardo ... Bus Passenger
Nancy Keaton ... Bus Passenger
James Crumrine ... Bus Passenger
Emebet Aigaz ... Bus Passenger
Des Ayallew ... Bus Passenger
Cynthia Villa-Abrille ... Rankin's Date
Henry Strzalkowski ... Bus Driver
Ann Milhench ... Hump's Drone
Chantal Manz ... Hump's Drone
Marina Miatke ... Hump's Drone
Allen Beatson ... Edward Branham
Mike Alejandrino ... Goon Guard
Timoteo Bismark ... Observer (as Tim Bismark)
Kess Burias ... Monique
Carissa Carlos ... Lita
Imelda Dominguez ... Female Ninja
Gina Valenciano ... 'Hotlegs' Dancer
Mabeth Webb ... 'Hotlegs' Dancer
Lani Fernando ... 'Hotlegs' Dancer
David Brass ... Tex
John Ladalski ... Goverment agent
Louie Senn ... CIA Agent
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