LONGEST YARD, THE(2005) MOVIE PAGE




LONGEST YARD, THE(2005)


This starts out poorly! I'm not a fan of prison
movies! Even though Adam Sandler is in this along
with some near great legends of the NFL: Michael Irvin,
Terry Crews, Bob Sapp, Bill Romanowski and even Burt
himself was a player and returns for this re-make!
There is actuaally a lot more humor in this than in
the original(which actually had none!) but the basic
story is the same and if you've seen the first movie
there's really nothing new to see here!! But, exept
for the music, this on is actually much better than
the original B-

From IMDb.com:

This remake of The Longest Yard is merely average
for me. By all means it is worth watching. But even
as a remake, it is very predictable in plot, lazy
in characterisation and lazy sometimes of energy.
Not to mention it is very clichéd like with the
sadistic guards for example. I will give credit,
it is nowhere near as awful as the remakes of
Psycho and the Wicker Man, both of which were
utterly pointless. What does shine through in a
often mediocre film are the tightly choreographed
sports games and the winning performances of
Adam Sandler(an actor I don't really care for
that much), Chris Rock and Burt Reynolds in a
small role.

In conclusion, it isn't an awful film, but it
didn't quite work as well it should've done.
5/10 Bethany Cox - TheLittleSongbird


Cast:

Adam Sandler ... Paul Crewe
Courteney Cox ... Lena (uncredited)
Chris Rock ... Caretaker
Burt Reynolds ... Coach Nate Scarborough
Nelly ... Megget
Michael Irvin ... Deacon Moss
Walter Williamson ... Errol Dandridge
Bill Goldberg ... Battle
Terry Crews ... Cheeseburger Eddy
Bob Sapp ... Switowski
Nicholas Turturro ... Brucie
Dalip Singh ... Turley
Lobo Sebastian ... Torres
Joey Diaz ... Big Tony (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz)
Steve Reevis ... Baby Face Bob
David Patrick Kelly ... Unger
Tracy Morgan ... Ms. Tucker
Edward Bunker ... Skitchy Rivers
William Fichtner ... Captain Knauer
Bill Romanowski ... Guard Lambert
Kevin Nash ... Guard Engleheart
Steve Austin ... Guard Dunham
Brian Bosworth ... Guard Garner
Michael Papajohn ... Guard Papajohn
Conrad Goode ... Guard Webster
Brandon Molale ... Guard Malloy
Todd Holland ... Guard Holland
James Cromwell ... Warden Hazen
Cloris Leachman ... Lynette
Allen Covert ... Referee
Rob Schneider ... Punky
Chris Berman ... Chris Berman
Jim Rome ... Jim Rome
Patrick Bristow ... Walt
Lauren Sanchez ... Lauren Sanchez
Dan Patrick ... Officer Jack Pugh
Christopher Neiman ... Big Ear Cop
Ed Lauter ... Duane
Sean Salisbury ... Vic
Rob Moore ... Gavin (as Rob 'Revolution' Moore)
Big Boy ... Jesse
Michael H. Goodwyn ... Con Transvestite
Ray Stoney ... Con Transvestite
Michael Silas ... Con Transvestite
Andre Fuentes ... Con Transvestite (as Andre Fuentes)
Lonnie Henderson ... Con Transvestite
Asiel Hardison ... Con Transvestite
Colin Kim ... Con Transvestite
Mark Robert Ellis ... Stretcher Guy (as Mark Ellis)
Timothy F. Crowley ... Umpire (as Tim Crowley)
Mr. Porter ... Basketball Convict (as Kon Artist)
Bizarre ... Basketball Convict
Proof ... Basketball Convict
Kuniva ... Basketball Convict
Swift ... Basketball Convict
Bryan Burwell ... Sportswriter
Sam Farmer ... Sportswriter
Jay Glazer ... Sportswriter
Peter King ... Sportswriter
John McClain ... Sportswriter
Adam Schefter ... Sportswriter
Larry Weisman ... Sportswriter
Marc S. Ganis ... Lorenzo
Shane Ralston ... Bradlee
Jenae Altschwager ... Party Guest
Candace Juleff ... Party Guest
Bryan Ross ... Party Guest
Ricardo J. King ... Press Box Technician
Stink Fisher ... Cafeteria Prisoner
Jasper Pendergrass Jr. ... Cafeteria Prisoner (as Jasper Pendergrass)
Sean McNamara ... Cafeteria Prisoner
Robert Harvey ... Cafeteria Guard
Eric Chmielecki ... Guard Sniper
Denise Marie Jerome ... Guard Cheerleader
Jaayda McClanahan ... Guard Cheerleader
Tara Wilson ... Guard Cheerleader
Rachel Saydak ... Guard Cheerleader
Cara-Lee Knodel ... Guard Cheerleader
Nora Hassan ... Guard Cheerleader
John Hockridge ... Guard Hock


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