SIDARIS SET

Eleven movies from the masters of action/sexy movies
Andy and Christian Sidaris!!

MALIBU EXPRESS(1985)

The first of a series of movies that were basically a
reason to show off boobs and asses!! A private detective
(Darby Hinton) is hired to stop illegal smuggling of
information to who knows who! Not great acting, nor
great story, or really, great boobs or asses!! lol C-

A review from Amazon.com:

If you want to see a movie that requires very little
brain power while viewing it, then this is the movie
for you. It features a never-ending slew of sexy women,
scenes of utterly stupid chases and gunfights, and a
leading male character who has a big gun but can't
hit the side of a barn. The only actors I recognized
in this film are the always-sexy Sybil Danning and
a male actor who played a small, but hilarious, role
in Tom Hank's screwball comedy classic "Bachelor Party".
This is definitely a low-budget film so don't expect
anything really flashy. Turn off your brain and enjoy
the sheer goofiness and eye candy the film has to
offer. - Chad Radford

Slightly better than the first movie, still the main
reason that this film exists is to show off boobs and
ass!! Again, the premise is government agents posing
as "normal" people, running around, shooting their
big and bigger guns, and shedding clothes! Bad acting,
but actually a decent story, just bad script! Also
of note here, the entire cast of the previous movie
(Malibu Express) have been replaced with what would
become the mainstay of the next several films(except
the Abilene boys, which mysteriously keep changing
for a few movies!)! C

A review from Amazon.com:

If you can appreciate cheese, this film is for you.
I love a good "bad" movie and this is close to the
best I have seen. If you are OK with a little nudity
and a lot of action, this flick is for you! - Joshua Lang

The gang strikes again for justice! This is better
than the first two movies by Sidaris, but still just
a basic t & a movie! Though it does have a better plot
than the first two, and the acting is getting a little
better! But it's still not Gone With The Wind! And
it has some old footage of Las Vegas(1988)! C

A review from Amazon.com:

The movie is actually very good with some improvements
needed in acting but not much. There is skin shown
throughout the movie for everyone seems to be in
love with someone else, oh well. It's a spy type of
movie with a real twist towards the end and it will
surprize you. It is really worth getting for your
collection but if you aren't sure, definitely rent it,
I don't think you'll go wrong. - snake357

A surprisingly good movie for a Sidaris film!! Actually
has a plot, fairly good story line, pretty good acting
(again, for a Sidaris movie), again plenty of boobs
asses and pussies, and a fairly decent twist to the
ending! B-

A review from Amazon.com:

Yeah, baby, this is the one you've been waiting for
all your sexually frustrated life. "Savage Beach" was
filmed in the lovely lakes of Fort Wayne, Indiana. In
fact, Andy Sidaris cleverly disguised the location to
look like some tropical island in the Caribbean. But
don't be fooled, that's Fort Wayne you're looking at.
Lastly, the hotties! The women are not from Fort
Wayne--thank goodness. Silicon free, these women
are 100% natural. "It takes a special hand to wield
my gun..."-The dialog is just simply awesome. - GyroPyro

While this has the ever fun Eric Estrada in it,
unfortunately for the movie goers his role's not
got the greatest of lines! He is, of course, fun
to have in the movie but the story line lacks some
of the same enjoyment of the previous movie!
There is considerably less t & a, and a lot more
emphasis on the story and acting, and unfortunately
neither are really great, with a couple of
exceptions: Chuck McCain as Abe is really fun,
and a couple of the lesser roles are well done! C

A review from Amazon.com:

plot outline: South American criminal Juan
Degas has been using the Hawaiian Islands
as his base for smuggling weapons from China
to Latin American. Tracking their target from
Hawaii to Las Vegas, our agents must watch their
backs while attempting to take down their
prey. - James C. Ward

Another one with Eric Estrada! Only this time
not only is he a good guy, but he also has a
decent role! Also in this is the great Pat Morita
from The Karate Kid movies! Unfortunately his
role is a little lackluster! Again a t & a movie,
but this one really is one of the better ones! C+

A review from an Amazon.com customer:

Pat Morita plays the international crime boss
known as Kane. He hires six teams of assassins
to kill federal agents Donna Hamilton (Playboy
Playmate Dona Speir) and Nicole Justin (Playboy
Playmate Roberta Vasquez). Playing against type,
Pat makes for a very convincing villain. Also
playing against character is the gorgeous Ava
Cadell, who normally works on the side of the
federal agents. In this film, she plays the hottest
assassin of them all, who makes putting on her
clothes sexier than most strippers taking off
their clothes! Erik Estrada plays agent Richard
Estaban in the finest acting performance of his
career. Playboy Playmate Cynthia Brimhall plays
agent Edy Stark, while the super sexy Carolyn
Liu is Silk, Kane's lover and partner in crime.
The biggest kudos go to Pandora Peaks in her
movie debut, acting under the name Stephanie
Schick, who plays agent Atlanta Lee. Her love
scene with some dude under the world's smallest
waterfall is undoubtedly the film's highlight.
The majority of this movie involves the successive
teams of killers, as they track the agents from
Hawaii, to the desert outside of Las Vegas, to
the bayou country in Louisiana. While this film
strictly adheres to the Andy Sidaris formula of
"bullets, bombs and babes," the stellar cast
makes it the best movie Andy ever made. - Michael King

This one is about a dude trying to get hold
of part of a nuclear device and deliver it to
the middle East! Again, a t & a movie, with
less of that and more of a "plot"! The ending
is a cliffhanger set-up for the next movie,
Fit To Kill, which finds most of the cast from
this movie returning. Not really a bad movie,
just kinda average! But one thing it does have
is some vintage shots of Las Vegas! C+

A review from Amazon.com:

Hard Hunted is another Andy Sidaris tittie
flick with some action thrown in, as well as
some boring mumbo jumbo. I honestly don't
know why this movie needed a plot, because
it got in the way of what we really wanted
to see: Hot women shooting bad guys while
wearing next to nothing. Sure, we get that,
but not near as much as I had hoped. This
one's okay, but for better Sidaris movies, try
Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Day of the Warrior,
and Return to Savage Beach. - Ben Wasden

So Kane is back in this one, and out for
revenge! duh! Anyway, this one has, again,
plenty of boobs, and, for the most part, bad
acting! The story line isn't bad, and a couple
of the guys here do a decent enough job with
a lame script! Really the most fun in this is
watching Shane Abilene try to hit the broadside
of a barn, or anything else for that matter
(like the rest of the Abilene boys!)! And
again there is also vintage shots of Las Vegas,
including The Aladdin!! C+

A review from Amazon.com:

This movie has become an in-joke with our
crowd. How could it not? The cheesy lines,
the barely-there plot and clothing, nudity
at the drop of a hat (and if there's no reason
for it, a dream sequence is in order!): It makes
for bad movie gold. Great filmmaking it's not,
but entertaining it is, unintentionally. - A Customer

This is a new look for the Sidaris movies! Gone
are Donna Speir and Andy Sidaris! Also gone is
anyone named Abilene! No Hawaii, no Las
Vegas! This one relies very heavily on plot
and dialogue! The dialogue sucks! The plot,
on the other hand, is pretty decent! Still
basically a t & a movie, this is not a terrible
movie, neither is it great! C+

A review from Amazon.com:

This is a great movie. I have not seen it in
a long time and it brought back memories.
I like movies with female agent on them
anyway. - John W. Lawrence Jr.

Most of the cast, including the director, return
from the previous movie(Enemy Gold)! This is a
much better film than the previous, and has more
t & a than the last several!! Also, with a few
exceptions, the acting is much better! A decent
story line, and enough of what these films are
known for, to make it enjoyable! B-

A review from Amazon.com:

As movies of this type go, "The Dallas Connection",
is as good as it gets. There is a purity of motive
that is commendable. As you might guess, the film
features an array of amazing looking women. Wendy
Hamilton, Sam Phillips, Julie Strain and especially
Julie K. Smith would be perfectly at home in any
Russ Meyer film. The story is more fun then the
usual fare and there are traces of humor. For
anyone who has taken the time to read the review,
this movie delivers what want. - A Customer

First time I've seen this! Andy Sidaris is back at
the helm, and it shows! This has considerable
t & a, a very convoluted story line(you're never
sure who's the good guys or the bad guys!), some
nifty explosions, a variety of can't act/can act,
and a kung fu Elvis! Missing in action is Bruce
Penhall, who has been in the last 8 movies, and
Mark Barriere, who has been in the last few!
And we are again blessed with several shots
of Las Vegas of the period!! All-in-all, not a
terrible movie, just one that the only real
reason to watch it is for the t & a and the
Vegas shots! C+

A review from Amazon.com:

i had never seen his movie before and was
surprised at how much i enjoyed it. the
picture quality was good. the story line was
good. i really enjoyed it.. bonnie dean

The last of the t & a spy movies by the Sidaris
family, with again Andy at the helm! With the
title of the movie being "Return To Savage Beach",
you would think that the cast from "Savage Beach"
would be in this. NOPE(Although there are a couple
of flash-backs with Donna Speir and Hope Marie
Carlton in them)! This is a pretty good finishing
touch on the Girl Spy movies that Sidaris started
13 years previous! B-

A review from Amazon.com:

Of course this movie's bad; but who cares? If
you want loads of fake boobs and slow motion
giggle, this is the movie to watch! Mr. Sidaris
always delivers for guys out there who long for
milk from large melons. Great film! - A Customer

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