TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 1(2003)
Part of the big three of comedy on TV in the 2000s, along
with Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond!
EPISODE # 1: PILOT(Sept. 22, 2003):
We meet the main characters, except Berta!! B
EPISODE # 2: BIG FLAPPY BASTARDS(Sept. 29, 2003):
Basically this is all about Alan's inability to let go
of Judith and seagulls!
Title refers to seagulls! B
EPISODE # 3: GO EAST ON SUNSET UNTIL YOU REACH THE GATES OF HELL(Oct. 06, 2003):
More about Alan having wife issues, and Charlie and Alan having
mommie issudes! A
EPISODE # 4: I CAN'T WRITE MY CHOCOLATE SONG, I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP(Oct. 13, 2003):
Intro to Berta!
Guest starring: Steven Tyler! A
EPISODE # 5: THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO WIND UP WITH A HUMP(Oct. 20, 2003):
After going to a soccer game with Jake, Charlie makes a move
on one of the moms! A
EPISODE # 6: DID YOU CHECK WITH THE CAPTAIN OF THE FLYING MONKEYS?(Oct. 27, 2003):
The boys mom shows up and tells them that she's dating
another man! A
EPISODE # 7: IF THEY DO GO EITHER WAY, THEY'RE USUALLY FAKE(Nov. 03, 2003):
While eating breakfast Jake sees a girl with a tatoo on her
butt! He later draws a picture of what he say at school, and
Judith comes over and gets mad! Later that same day, Judith
is asking questions about the girl!! A
EPISODE # 8: TWENTY-FIVE LITTLE PRE-PUBERS WITHOUT A SNOOTFUL(Nov. 10, 2003):
Alan has divorce papers delivered! The three of them are
supposed to put on school play!! B
EPISODE # 9: PHASE ONE, COMPLETE(Nov. 17, 2003):
Charlie wants to break up with a girl that Jake has
gotten attached to! A
EPISODE # 10: MERRY THANKSGIVING(Nov. 24, 2003):
Johnny is in a town to return a coin to a woman who's
son died while fighting in the war, and John just happened
to be there!!
Guest starring: Denise Richards(former wife of Charlie,, Wild
Things, The World Is Not Enough, Blue Lagoon: The Awakening)! A
EPISODE # 11: ALAN HARPER, FRONTIER CHIROPRACTOR(Dec. 15, 2003):
Judith has a new boyfriend and Alan's pissed! Charlie suggests
a makeover! A
EPISODE # 12: CAMEL FILTERS AND PHEROMONES(Jan. 05, 2004):
Yuma rides into a town where the locals all have agreed
to check their guns with the local newspaper! When he
checks his, they discover one of the guns is missing!
Guest starring: Megan Fox(Expendables 4, Transformers,
Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen)! A
EPISODE # 13: SARAH LIKE PUNY ALAN(Jan. 12, 2004):
The boys are set up to date a couple of women but they
both get sick!! B
EPISODE # 14: I CAN'T AFFORD HYENAS(Feb. 02, 2004):
Charlie appears to be bankrupt! B
EPISODE # 15: ROUND ONE TO THE HOT CRAZY CHICK(Feb. 09, 2004):
Charlie and Alan meet up with woman who's bashing a
car in a parking structure! One thing leads to another
and she winds up with the boys!! A
EPISODE # 16: THAT WAS SALIVA, ALAN(Feb. 16, 2004):
Continued from the previous episode! A
EPISODE # 17: ATE THE HAMBURGERS, WEARING THE HATS(Feb. 23, 2004):
Charlie and Evelyn get pissed off because Alan hasn't chosen
either of them as guardian over others!
When Alan goes on an errand, jake falls down and bumps
his head, and it starts bleeding! B
EPISODE # 18: AN OLD FLAME WITH A NEW WICK(Mar. 01, 2004):
Charlie's old flame has returned - as a man!! And he and
Evelyn hook up!!
Guest starring: Chris O'Donnel(The Three Musketeers[1993],
Batman And Robin, Batman Forever)! A
EPISODE # 19: I REMEMBER THE COAT ROOM, I JUST DON'T REMEMBER YOU(Mar. 22, 2004):
It's Jake's birthday and the whole family gets together,
including Judith's sister, who Charlie did during Alan
and Judith's reception!
Guest staring: Teri Hatcher(Lois And Clark)! A
EPISODE # 20: HEY, I CAN PEE OUTSIDE IN THE DARK(Apr. 19, 2004):
Jake's grumpy and won't tell anyone why!
Guest starring: Jane Lynch in her first of 14 episodes!)! A
EPISODE # 21: NO SNIFFING, NO WOWING(May 03, 2004):
Charlie sleeps with Alan's lawyer!
Guest starring: Heather Locklear(Melrose Place, Spin City,
Dynesty, T.J. Hooker)!! A
EPISODE # 22: MY DOCTOR HAS A COW PUPPET(May 10, 2004):
Dealing with Alan's sleepwalking!!
Guest starring: a returning Jane Lynch! A
EPISODE # 23: JUST LIKE BUFFALO(May 17, 2004):
So Judith is having support meetings and the subject of
Charlie comes up! A
EPISODE # 24: CAN YOU FEEL MY FINGER?(May 24, 2004):
After a pregnancy scare by a woman Charlie slept with,
he decides to have a vasectomy! A
SPECIALS:
GAG REEL/OUTTAKES
BACKSTAGE TOUR WITH ANGUS T. JONES
From a reviewer at IMDb.com:
It was only two and a half men until season eight, after
that it was just a simple show, a pity ... The role of
Ashton Kutcher was good, but this sudden turn of the story
and the events that caused it, I could not follow with the
same mentality as before, this show belonged to Charlie
Sheen, is and will be. - Farzad-Doosti