TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 2(2003) PAGE




TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 2(2003)


Part of the big three of comedy on TV in the 2000s, along
with Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond!

EPISODE # 1: BACK OFF, MARY POPPINS(Sept. 20, 2004):

Charlie's having a get together with some friends(a
support group) and Alan wants to be part but Charlie
doesn't want him and he feels neglected!!

Guest starring: Sean Penn, Elvis Costello! B

EPISODE # 2: ENJOOY THOSE GARLIC BALLS(Sept. 27, 2004):

Alan's dealings with his ex!

Guest starring: Ron Stiles(Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The
Drew Carey Show) in his first of 30 episodes! B

EPISODE # 3: A BAG FULL OF JAWEA(Oct. 04, 2004):

Jake flips off his teacher and gets in trouble, so
they have a meeting with her along with Charlie!
Of course Charlie hits on her and Jake finds out!! A

EPISODE # 4: GO GET MOMMY'S BRA(Oct. 11, 2004):

Charlie loans Evilyn his car!! A

EPISODE # 5: BAD NEWS FROM THE CLINIC?(Oct. 18, 2004):

Charlie is in a "relationship" with a woman who is playing
it slow! But why is the question!!

Guest starring: Jeri Ryan! A

EPISODE # 6: THE PRICE OF HEALTHY GUMS IS ETERNAL VIGILANCE(Oct. 25, 2004):

The subject of stealing comes up in a conversation between
the Harpers! Evilyn has always thought that Alan did it,
but the truth is Charlie put it there!! A

EPISODE # 7: A KOSHER SLAUAGHTERHOUSE OUT IN FONTANA(Nov. 08, 2004):

Evilyn gets an award and asks the boys to throw her a
party, which Berta and her sister are catering for! B

EPISODE # 8: FRANKENSTEIN AND THE HORNEY VILLAGERS(Nov. 15, 2004):

Alan meets a woman and things get a little crazy and
he decides that they want to get married after only
a couple of day!!! B

EPISODE # 9: YES, MONSIGNOR(Nov. 22, 2004):

Charlie runs into an old flame and they start up again!

Guest starring: A returning Denise Richards! B

EPISODE # 10: THE SALMON UNDER MY SWEATER(Nov. 29, 2004):

Alan and Rose go to a movie and talk to each other, deciding
not to carry the relationship further! Charlie and Jake help
each other with projects: Charlie's writing a theme song for
a new anime and Jake is writing a report for school on the
book "Lord Of The Flies"! A

EPISODE # 11: LAST CHANCE TO SEE THOSE TATTOOS(Dec. 13, 2004):

Alan overhears a discussion between Judith and her mother
and he misunderstands their discussion thinking that she
wants to get back together! Charlie finds out that there's
a website about him called "Charlie Harper sucks"! He doesn't
know who started it so he goes around "apologizing" to all the
women he's been with! A

EPISODE # 12: A LUNGFUL OF ALAN(Jan. 03, 2005):

A school friend of Alan's gets in touch with him and shows
up looking great! Alan and Charlie fight for her attention! A

EPISODE # 13: ZEJDZ SMOICH WLOSOW(GET OFF MY HAIR)(Jan. 17, 2005):

After an eathquake, Judith has to stay with the Harpers and
the tension is so thick you can't cut it with a chainsaw!! B

EPISODE # 14: THOSE BIG PINK THINGS WITH COCONUT(Jan. 31, 2005):

The boys are having a tiff with their mother! B

EPISODE # 15: SMELL THE UMBRELLA STAND(Feb. 07, 2005):

The boys decide to take a trip to Vegas but Jake gets
sick!! B

EPISODE # 16: CAN YOU EAT HUMAN FLESH WITH WOODEN TEETH?(Feb. 14, 2005):

Judith is going on vacation to Hawaii so the boys end up
with Jake! A

EPISODE # 17: WOO-HOO, A HERNIA EXAM!(Feb. 21, 2005):

Charlie has back problems!

Guest starring: Ken Jeong!! B

EPISODE # 18: IT WAS "MAME", MOM(Mar. 07, 2005):

The boys have to pretend to be gay, and a couple! A

EPISODE # 19: A LOW, GUTTURAL TONGUE-FLAPPING NOISE(Mar. 21, 2005):

Alan and Charlie run into one of Charlie's old flames and
Alan asks her out!

Guest staring: A returning Jeri Ryan! A

EPISODE # 20: I ALWAYS WANTED A SHAVED MONKEY(Apr. 18, 2005):

Charly and Alan are having relationship issues(what's new)! B

EPISODE # 21: A SYMPATHETIC CROTCH TO CRY ON(May 02, 2005):

One of Evilyn's previous husbands passes on and
Charlie is hesitant to go to the funeral because
he wasn't close wtih him!!

Guest starring: Heather Locklear(Melrose Place, Spin City,
Dynesty, T.J. Hooker)!! A

EPISODE # 22: THAT OLD HOSE BAG IS MY MOTHER(May 09, 2005):

Alan gets money from Evilyn to buy a Porsche! And she
has a new boyfriend! And she wants Alan to go out with
his daughter!! B

EPISODE # 23: SQUAB, SQUAB, SQUAB, SQQUAB, SQUAB(May 16, 2005):

Jake has spent a weekend with his grandparents and Evilyn
gets pissed! B

EPISODE # 24: DOES THIS SMELL FUNNY TO YOU?(May 23, 2005):

Charlie is having sex with a man's wife and he shows up at
the Harper's and things go south!!

Guest starring: Orson Bean(Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, many
quiz shows of the 50s & 60s)! B

SPECIALS:

DISC 3:

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
TWO AND A HALF MEN

DISC 3:

THE SERIOUS BUSINESS OF WRITING COMEDY

GAG REEL

THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW TRAILER

DISC 4:

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
TWO AND A HALF MEN

From a reviewer at IMDb.com:

It was only two and a half men until season eight, after
that it was just a simple show, a pity ... The role of
Ashton Kutcher was good, but this sudden turn of the story
and the events that caused it, I could not follow with the
same mentality as before, this show belonged to Charlie
Sheen, is and will be. - Farzad-Doosti


Cast:

Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper/Sid Olsen
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper/Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor ... Evelyn Harper
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Harper/Judith Melnick/...
Melanie Lynskey ... Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Taylor ... Chelsea/Suzanne/...
Ryan Stiles ... Dr. Herb Melnick/Dr. Greg Melnick
Amber Tamblyn ... Jenny Harper
Sophie Winkleman ... Zoey
April Bowlby ... Kandi/Kimber
Graham Patrick Martin ... Eldridge Mackelroy
Jane Lynch ... Dr. Linda Freeman
Judy Greer ... Bridget Schmidt/Myra/...
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Mia
Robert Clotworthy ... TV Announcer/Pilot/...
Kelly Stables ... Melissa
D.B. Sweeney ... Larry
Edan Alexander ... Louis
Maggie Lawson ... Ms. McMartin
J.D. Walsh ... Gordon/Ted
Brooke D'Orsay ... Kate/Robin
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg ... Courtney
Clark Duke ... Barry
Rebecca McFarland ... Leanne
James Edson ... Bobby/Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein/...
Martin Mull ... Russell
Kimberly Williams-Paisley ... Gretchen
Mimi Rogers ... Robin Schmidt
Robert Wagner ... Teddy Leopold
Ming-Na Wen ... Linda Harris
Aly Michalka ... Brooke
Joel Murray ... Nick/Petey/...
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Talyan Wright ... Ava
Kris Iyer ... Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner ... Marty Pepper
Stacy Keach ... Tom
Macey Cruthird ... Megan
Katherine LaNasa ... Lydia
Liz Vassey ... Michelle/Kate
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe ... Isabella/Gail
Michael Bolton ... Michael Bolton
Vernee Watson ... Karen/Nurse/...
Missi Pyle ... Delores Pasternak/Miss Pasternak
Jenna Elfman ... Frankie/Dharma
Tricia Helfer ... Gail
John Amos ... Ed
Tinashe ... Celeste Burnett
Jeri Ryan ... Sherri
Rachel Cannon ... Chloe/Nina
Katy Mixon Greer ... Betsy
Wayne Wilderson ... Dad/Roger
Odette Annable ... Nicole
John Pirruccello ... Larry/Police Helicopter Pilot/...
Deanna Russo ... Laurel
Frankie J. Allison ... Rodney
Eddie Gorodetsky ... Doug/Sir Lancelot
Kimberly Quinn ... Donna
Michael Clarke Duncan ... Jerome Burnett
Susan Blakely ... Angie
Carol Kane ... Shelly
Paula Marshall ... Paula
Jaime Pressly ... Tammy
Sara Rue ... Naomi
Gail O'Grady ... Mandi
Steven Tyler ... Steven Tyler
Juliette Goglia ... Joanie
Alicia Coppola ... Dr. Michelle Talmadge/TC Randall
Coby Ryan McLaughlin ... Jeremy
Meagen Fay ... Martha
Steve Hytner ... Dr. Schenkman
Judd Nelson ... Chris Mackelroy/Chris Makelroy
Steven Eckholdt ... Brad Harlow/Brad Howe
Matthew Marsden ... Nigel
Steffani Brass ... Amy/Debbie
Sandra Purpuro ... Cynthia/Mona
Steve Tom ... Minister
Michael Patrick McGill ... Joseph/Officer Smith
Sara Erikson ... Bethany/Jennifer
Carrie Reichenbach ... Alexis
Tom Virtue ... Freddy The Minister/Stan
Jeff Staron ... Barista
Brian Stepanek ... Arthur
Nick Toth ...Football Announcer/TV Narrator
Brendan Patrick Connor ... Clive/Middle-Aged Jake
Justine Eyre ... Gabrielle
Jim Marshall ... Guy/Jim
Aja Evans ... Emily
Magdalena Holland ... Inga/Svetlana
Larry Cedar ... Announcer/Policeman #1
Jacqueline Lord ... Tiffany
Rena Sofer ... Chrissy
Georgia Engel ... Jean
Tricia O'Kelley ... Brooke/Shari
Nicholas Gonzalez ... Baker/Master Baker
Kristin Bauer ... Laura
Nicole Forester ... Camille/Girl on Answering Machine
Richard Whiten ... Officer Bryant/Sergeant Preston
Nikki Novak ... Naomi
Tom Wilson ... Mike
Jeff Probst ... Jeff Probst
Brian George ... Soccer Announcer/TV Narrator
Shon Little ... Cashier/Snack Bar Cashier
John Stamos ... John Stamos/Prospective House Buyer
Rose Matheu ... Lily
Eugene Byrd ... Lenny
Shane Roney ... Kid #2/Toddler #2
Layla Crawford ... Little Girl
Alem Brhan Sapp ... Drill Sergeant/Sergeant
Louisette Geiss ... Karen
Steven Krueger ...Sean
Andrew Pifko ... Man
Miley Cyrus ... Missi
Adriana Karras ... Rachel Ray
Chris O'Donnell ... Bill
Heather Locklear ... Laura Lang
Cloris Leachman ... Norma
Brooke Shields ... Danielle Stewert
Richard Kind ... Artie
Sean Penn ... Sean Penn
Jon Lovitz ... Archie Baldwin
Morgan Fairchild ... Donna
Enrique Iglesias ... Fernando
Megan Fox ... Prudence
Teri Hatcher ... Liz
Elvis Costello ... Elvis Costello
Martin Sheen ... Harvey
Emilio Estevez ... Andy
Mike Connors ... Hugo
Gary Busey ... Gary Busey
Jason Alexander ... Dr. Goodman
Tim Conway ... Tim
Ken Jeong ... Male Nurse
James Earl Jones ... James Earl Jones
Barry Livingston ... Sam
ZZ Top ... ZZ Top
Billy Gibbons ... Billy Gibbons
Brad Paisley ... Derek
Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Lieutenant Wagner
Christian Slater ... Christian Slater(uncredited)
Chuck Lorre ... Chuck Lorre(uncredited)


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