TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 5(2003) PAGE
TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 5(2003)
Part of the big three of comedy on TV in the 2000s, along
with Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond!
EPISODE # 1: LARGE BIRD, SPIDERS AND MOM(Sept. 24, 2007):
Charlie has a rash, and Jake is starting junior high school! B
EPISODE # 2: MEDIA ROOM SLASH DUNGEON(Oct. 01, 2007):
Charlie hangs out with Evilyn and meets up with an older
woman, winding up in bed with her, and her husband comes
home early! B
EPISODE # 3: DUM DIDDY DUM DIDDY DOO(Oct. 08, 2007):
Alan sets up a date with an "older woman"(40ish) for Charlie!
Turns out Charlie and her his it off! Also, Jake is spending a
LOT of time on the phone!! B
EPISODE # 4: CITY OF GREAT RACKS(Oct. 15, 2007):
Charlie starts a new relationship, but everywhere he turns
he thinks he sees Rose!
Guest starring: a returning Jane Lynch! B
EPISODE # 5: PUTTING SWIM FINS ON A CAT(Oct. 22, 2007):
Charlie's getting close to his newest love's son! Alan
decides to do a test study on a new drug! B
EPISODE # 6: HELP DADDY FIND HIS TOENAIL(Oct. 29, 2007):
Jake wants to go to a rock concert and Charlie's going
to an award banquet that his girlfriend is getting an
award at! Evilyn screws them all!! B
EPISODE # 7: THE LEATHER GEAR IS IN THE GUEST ROOM(Nov. 05, 2007):
Alan and Charlie have another argument!
Guest starring: a returning Robert Wagner!! B
EPISODE # 8: IS THERE A MRS. WAFFLES?(Nov. 12, 2007):
Charlie goes from jingles to singing kids songs!
Guest starring: Richard Kind(Gotham, Mad About You, Spin
City)! B
EPISODE # 9: SHOES, HATS, PICKLE JAR LIDS
(AKA: TIGHT'S GOOD on IMDb.com)(Nov. 19, 2007)
Teddy's daughter shows up and is quite attractive, but
Teddy tells Charlie to stay away from her!! B
EPISODE # 10: KINDA LIKE NECROPHILIA(Nov. 26, 2007)
Jake gets dumped by his girlfriend and he's down in the
dumps! Charlie gives him his wisdom: "go after the best
looking girl in the school! They're usually the loneliest
girl in school because all the boys are afraid to hit on
her!"! B
THE REASON FOR THE LONG TIME BETWEEN EPISODES HERE IS
BECAUSE OF THE WRITER'S STRIKE!
EPISODE # 11: MEANDER TO YOUR DANDER(Mar. 17, 2008):
The boys are not having very good luck with women/girls! B
EPISODE # 12: A LITTLE CLAMMY AND NONE TOO FRESH(Mar. 24, 2008):
Charlie catches something from a woman he's "seeing" and he
can't find anyone to help him! That is until Rose shows up!!
And he seems to be getting worse and worse!! B
EPISODE # 13: THE SOIL IS MOIST(Mar. 31, 2008):
Alan's trying to get it on with an old friend of him and
Judith, but everytime he "goes to bat" he sees Judith
and Herb!!! B
EPISODE # 14: WINKY-DINKY TIME(Apr. 14, 2008):
Alan's shopping for a hooker! And Charlie and Jake go on
a double date, with Charlie not remembering the woman's
name!! B
EPISODE # 15: ROUGH NIGHT IN HUMP JUNCTION(Apr. 21, 2008):
Charlie is even more promiscuous than usual, and he
winds up gonig back to his psychiatrist!!
Guest starring: A retruning Jane Lynch, Barry Livingston(My
Three Sons)! B
EPISODE # 16: LOOK AT ME, MOMMY, I'M PRETTY(Apr. 28, 2008):
Some stalking and shenanigans going on here!
Guest starring: Robert Wagner returns! B
EPISODE # 17: FISH IN A DRAWER(May 05, 2008):
Evilyn and Teddy are getting married and Charlie's still
after his future sister-in-law, but she's trying to cut
things off!!! Things don't go how any of them plan!!
This may be the best episode of the series!!
Last episode for RW!
Guest starring: Robert Wagner returns! A+
EPISODE # 18: IF MY HOLE COULD TALK(May 12, 2008):
Charlie meets up with a book writer who specializes in self
help books! Jake is supposed to write a book report about
"The Taming Of The Shrew"! B-
EPISODE # 19: WAITINING FOR THE RIGHT SNAPPER(May 19, 2008):
More on Charlie's new girlfriend!
Jane Lynch returns!! B
SPECIALS:
DISC 1:
TWO AND A HALF MEN AT 100
DISC 2:
THE LORE OF CHUCK LORRE:
MUST PAUSE TV:
Chuck talks about the vanity cards
at the end of each episode!
DISC 3:
TWO AND A HALF MEN:
DYING IS EASY, COMEDY IS HARD
CSI EPISODE:
TWO AND A HALF DEATHS
From a reviewer at IMDb.com:
It was only two and a half men until season eight, after
that it was just a simple show, a pity ... The role of
Ashton Kutcher was good, but this sudden turn of the story
and the events that caused it, I could not follow with the
same mentality as before, this show belonged to Charlie
Sheen, is and will be. - Farzad-Doosti
Cast:
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper/Sid Olsen
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper/Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor ... Evelyn Harper
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Harper/Judith Melnick/...
Melanie Lynskey ... Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Taylor ... Chelsea/Suzanne/...
Ryan Stiles ... Dr. Herb Melnick/Dr. Greg Melnick
Amber Tamblyn ... Jenny Harper
Sophie Winkleman ... Zoey
April Bowlby ... Kandi/Kimber
Graham Patrick Martin ... Eldridge Mackelroy
Jane Lynch ... Dr. Linda Freeman
Judy Greer ... Bridget Schmidt/Myra/...
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Mia
Robert Clotworthy ... TV Announcer/Pilot/...
Kelly Stables ... Melissa
D.B. Sweeney ... Larry
Edan Alexander ... Louis
Maggie Lawson ... Ms. McMartin
J.D. Walsh ... Gordon/Ted
Brooke D'Orsay ... Kate/Robin
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg ... Courtney
Clark Duke ... Barry
Rebecca McFarland ... Leanne
James Edson ... Bobby/Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein/...
Martin Mull ... Russell
Kimberly Williams-Paisley ... Gretchen
Mimi Rogers ... Robin Schmidt
Robert Wagner ... Teddy Leopold
Ming-Na Wen ... Linda Harris
Aly Michalka ... Brooke
Joel Murray ... Nick/Petey/...
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Talyan Wright ... Ava
Kris Iyer ... Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner ... Marty Pepper
Stacy Keach ... Tom
Macey Cruthird ... Megan
Katherine LaNasa ... Lydia
Liz Vassey ... Michelle/Kate
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe ... Isabella/Gail
Michael Bolton ... Michael Bolton
Vernee Watson ... Karen/Nurse/...
Missi Pyle ... Delores Pasternak/Miss Pasternak
Jenna Elfman ... Frankie/Dharma
Tricia Helfer ... Gail
John Amos ... Ed
Tinashe ... Celeste Burnett
Jeri Ryan ... Sherri
Rachel Cannon ... Chloe/Nina
Katy Mixon Greer ... Betsy
Wayne Wilderson ... Dad/Roger
Odette Annable ... Nicole
John Pirruccello ... Larry/Police Helicopter Pilot/...
Deanna Russo ... Laurel
Frankie J. Allison ... Rodney
Eddie Gorodetsky ... Doug/Sir Lancelot
Kimberly Quinn ... Donna
Michael Clarke Duncan ... Jerome Burnett
Susan Blakely ... Angie
Carol Kane ... Shelly
Paula Marshall ... Paula
Jaime Pressly ... Tammy
Sara Rue ... Naomi
Gail O'Grady ... Mandi
Steven Tyler ... Steven Tyler
Juliette Goglia ... Joanie
Alicia Coppola ... Dr. Michelle Talmadge/TC Randall
Coby Ryan McLaughlin ... Jeremy
Meagen Fay ... Martha
Steve Hytner ... Dr. Schenkman
Judd Nelson ... Chris Mackelroy/Chris Makelroy
Steven Eckholdt ... Brad Harlow/Brad Howe
Matthew Marsden ... Nigel
Steffani Brass ... Amy/Debbie
Sandra Purpuro ... Cynthia/Mona
Steve Tom ... Minister
Michael Patrick McGill ... Joseph/Officer Smith
Sara Erikson ... Bethany/Jennifer
Carrie Reichenbach ... Alexis
Tom Virtue ... Freddy The Minister/Stan
Jeff Staron ... Barista
Brian Stepanek ... Arthur
Nick Toth ...Football Announcer/TV Narrator
Brendan Patrick Connor ... Clive/Middle-Aged Jake
Justine Eyre ... Gabrielle
Jim Marshall ... Guy/Jim
Aja Evans ... Emily
Magdalena Holland ... Inga/Svetlana
Larry Cedar ... Announcer/Policeman #1
Jacqueline Lord ... Tiffany
Rena Sofer ... Chrissy
Georgia Engel ... Jean
Tricia O'Kelley ... Brooke/Shari
Nicholas Gonzalez ... Baker/Master Baker
Kristin Bauer ... Laura
Nicole Forester ... Camille/Girl on Answering Machine
Richard Whiten ... Officer Bryant/Sergeant Preston
Nikki Novak ... Naomi
Tom Wilson ... Mike
Jeff Probst ... Jeff Probst
Brian George ... Soccer Announcer/TV Narrator
Shon Little ... Cashier/Snack Bar Cashier
John Stamos ... John Stamos/Prospective House Buyer
Rose Matheu ... Lily
Eugene Byrd ... Lenny
Shane Roney ... Kid #2/Toddler #2
Layla Crawford ... Little Girl
Alem Brhan Sapp ... Drill Sergeant/Sergeant
Louisette Geiss ... Karen
Steven Krueger ...Sean
Andrew Pifko ... Man
Miley Cyrus ... Missi
Adriana Karras ... Rachel Ray
Chris O'Donnell ... Bill
Heather Locklear ... Laura Lang
Cloris Leachman ... Norma
Brooke Shields ... Danielle Stewert
Richard Kind ... Artie
Sean Penn ... Sean Penn
Jon Lovitz ... Archie Baldwin
Morgan Fairchild ... Donna
Enrique Iglesias ... Fernando
Megan Fox ... Prudence
Teri Hatcher ... Liz
Elvis Costello ... Elvis Costello
Martin Sheen ... Harvey
Emilio Estevez ... Andy
Mike Connors ... Hugo
Gary Busey ... Gary Busey
Jason Alexander ... Dr. Goodman
Tim Conway ... Tim
Ken Jeong ... Male Nurse
James Earl Jones ... James Earl Jones
Barry Livingston ... Sam
ZZ Top ... ZZ Top
Billy Gibbons ... Billy Gibbons
Brad Paisley ... Derek
Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Lieutenant Wagner
Christian Slater ... Christian Slater(uncredited)
Chuck Lorre ... Chuck Lorre(uncredited)