TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 7(2003)
Part of the big three of comedy on TV in the 2000s, along
with Friends and Everybody Loves Raymond!
EPISODE # 1: 818-JKLPUZO(Sept. 21, 2009):
Charlie has a problem, Chelsea and Mis!!! Also, Alan is
trying to talk Charlie into letting Melissa stay with
them!
Guest starring: a returning Jane Lynch, Eddie Van Halen! B
EPISODE # 2: WHIPPED UNTO THE THIRD GENERATION(Sept. 28, 2009):
There's a power struggle in the house! B
EPISODE # 3: MM. FISH. YUM.(Oct. 05, 2009):
Charlie thinks he runs over Chesea's car! And Judith asks her
crack head mother to watch the baby!!
Guest starring: Annie Potts(Designing Women, Ghostbusters, Jumpin'
Jack Flash)! B
EPISODE # 4: LAXATIVE TESTER, HORSE INSEMINATOR(Oct. 12, 2009):
Alan is determined to be able to move out of Charlie's place
so he takes a job with Evilyn! Jake's being a butt to Chelsea!! B
EPISODE # 5: FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILD(Oct. 19, 2009):
Jake is fed up with Charlie and Alan's bickering back and
forth and he says he doesn't want to go over to their house
any more!! B
EPISODE # 6: GIVE ME YOUR THUMB(Nov. 02, 2009):
Alan tells Chelsea that her back problems might be caused by
her boobs! Charlie goes balistic and throws Alan out! B
EPISODE # 7: UNTAINTED BY FILTH(Nov. 09, 2009):
Evilyn offers to pay for Charlie and Chelsea's wedding, and she
has it set up for a fancy venue! Charlie and Alan go out for a
drink and wind up in the bed of a stranger! B
EPISODE # 8: GORP. FNARK. SCHMEGLE.(Nov. 16, 2009):
Chelsea is having problems with Charlie's not paying attention
to her!! And her college friend has just broken up with her beau
and she offers to have her stay with them!
Nearly the whole show is done with the audience hearing everyone's
thoughts, especially the guys! B+
EPISODE # 9: CAPTAIN TERRY'S SPRAY-ON HAIR(Nov. 23, 2009)
Charlie finds out that Chelsea doesn't always get totally
"satisfied" when they have sex! Alan is trying to stop his
hair loss!
Huge laugh with "Were you at least close", "Yes", "What was I
doing at the time?", "You were downstairs!!"!! LOL!! B+
EPISODE # 10: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "BALL-ROOM"(Dec. 07, 2009)
Chelsea wants Charlie to learn how to dance! B
EPISODE # 11: WARNING, IT'S DIRTY(Dec. 14, 2009):
Jake makes friends with a girl he sees on the beach, against
Alan's wishes and the fact that he's got a girlfriend!!
Guest starring: Carl Reiner(The Dick Van Dyke Show, Ocean's
Eleven, Ocean's Thriteen)! B
EPISODE # 12: FART JOKES, PIE AND CELESTE(Jan. 11, 2010):
Jake is pissed at Charlie for his break up with Celeste!
Alan and Herb are hanging out together but trying to hide
it from Judith!! B
EPISODE # 13: YAY, NO POLYPS!(Jan. 18, 2010):
Charlie has a colonoscopy just so he doesn't have to meet
Chelea's parents!!!
The parents are quite bigoted, but come to find out the father
is a closet queen!!!
Guest starring: Stacy Keach(Mike Hammer)! B
EPISODE # 14: CRUDE AND UNCALLED FOR(Feb. 01, 2010):
Alan hits a man in a bars and gets thrown in jail!! B
EPISODE # 15: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN DOUCHE(Feb. 08, 2010):
Continuing the story of Alan and his lawyer and Chelsea! B
EPISODE # 16: TINKLE LIKE A PRINCESS(Mar. 01, 2010):
Chelsea's moving out!!
Guest starring: John Amos(Good Times), Stacy Keach returns)! B
EPISODE # 17: I FOUND YOUR MOUSTACHE(Mar. 08, 2010):
Charlie's still trying to get Chelsea back!
Guest starring: John Amos, Stacy Keach returns)! B
EPISODE # 18: IXNAY ON THE OGGIE DAY(Mar. 22, 2010):
Alan is being used for alternative for sex!! And Charlie is
having sex with Chelsea's best friend!! B
EPISODE # 19: KEITH MOON IS VOMITING IN HIS GRAVE(Apr. 12, 2010):
All the boys are having women problems!
Michael Clarke Duncan returns!! B
EPISODE # 20: I CALLED HIM MAGOO(May 10, 2010):
Charlie's got a call girl who he wants to act like a girlfriend
who he and her have had an arguement with!! While Alan has a date
with Jake's friends mother, he sets up an expensive date but she's
on her period!! B
EPISODE # 21: BUMBY WITH A POKEY(May 17, 2010):
Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock
that Judith's grandfather left to him after he dies! Also,
Charlie goes to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and
gives him some very strong marijana!
Guest starring: Maritin Mull returns, ZZ Top, and every woman that
Charlie had ever been with!!!! B
EPISODE # 22: THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL(May 24, 2010):
Jake runs a red light on Charlie's advise and they get pulled
over, changing seats before the cop comes up! Charlie gets in
a lot of problems when he's found to be driving on a suspended
license because of unpaid tickets and sopenoes ignored!! Also,
Alan gets an invite to Chelsea's birthday party!
Guest starring: John Amos, Stacy Keach returns)! B
SPECIALS:
A CHARLIE HARPER EX REUNION
GAG REEL
From a reviewer at IMDb.com:
It was only two and a half men until season eight, after
that it was just a simple show, a pity ... The role of
Ashton Kutcher was good, but this sudden turn of the story
and the events that caused it, I could not follow with the
same mentality as before, this show belonged to Charlie
Sheen, is and will be. - Farzad-Doosti
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper/Sid Olsen
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper/Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor ... Evelyn Harper
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Harper/Judith Melnick/...
Melanie Lynskey ... Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Taylor ... Chelsea/Suzanne/...
Ryan Stiles ... Dr. Herb Melnick/Dr. Greg Melnick
Amber Tamblyn ... Jenny Harper
Sophie Winkleman ... Zoey
April Bowlby ... Kandi/Kimber
Graham Patrick Martin ... Eldridge Mackelroy
Jane Lynch ... Dr. Linda Freeman
Judy Greer ... Bridget Schmidt/Myra/...
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Mia
Robert Clotworthy ... TV Announcer/Pilot/...
Kelly Stables ... Melissa
D.B. Sweeney ... Larry
Edan Alexander ... Louis
Maggie Lawson ... Ms. McMartin
J.D. Walsh ... Gordon/Ted
Brooke D'Orsay ... Kate/Robin
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg ... Courtney
Clark Duke ... Barry
Rebecca McFarland ... Leanne
James Edson ... Bobby/Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein/...
Martin Mull ... Russell
Kimberly Williams-Paisley ... Gretchen
Mimi Rogers ... Robin Schmidt
Robert Wagner ... Teddy Leopold
Ming-Na Wen ... Linda Harris
Aly Michalka ... Brooke
Joel Murray ... Nick/Petey/...
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Talyan Wright ... Ava
Kris Iyer ... Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner ... Marty Pepper
Stacy Keach ... Tom
Macey Cruthird ... Megan
Katherine LaNasa ... Lydia
Liz Vassey ... Michelle/Kate
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe ... Isabella/Gail
Michael Bolton ... Michael Bolton
Vernee Watson ... Karen/Nurse/...
Missi Pyle ... Delores Pasternak/Miss Pasternak
Jenna Elfman ... Frankie/Dharma
Tricia Helfer ... Gail
John Amos ... Ed
Tinashe ... Celeste Burnett
Jeri Ryan ... Sherri
Rachel Cannon ... Chloe/Nina
Katy Mixon Greer ... Betsy
Wayne Wilderson ... Dad/Roger
Odette Annable ... Nicole
John Pirruccello ... Larry/Police Helicopter Pilot/...
Deanna Russo ... Laurel
Frankie J. Allison ... Rodney
Eddie Gorodetsky ... Doug/Sir Lancelot
Kimberly Quinn ... Donna
Michael Clarke Duncan ... Jerome Burnett
Susan Blakely ... Angie
Carol Kane ... Shelly
Paula Marshall ... Paula
Jaime Pressly ... Tammy
Sara Rue ... Naomi
Gail O'Grady ... Mandi
Steven Tyler ... Steven Tyler
Juliette Goglia ... Joanie
Alicia Coppola ... Dr. Michelle Talmadge/TC Randall
Coby Ryan McLaughlin ... Jeremy
Meagen Fay ... Martha
Steve Hytner ... Dr. Schenkman
Judd Nelson ... Chris Mackelroy/Chris Makelroy
Steven Eckholdt ... Brad Harlow/Brad Howe
Matthew Marsden ... Nigel
Steffani Brass ... Amy/Debbie
Sandra Purpuro ... Cynthia/Mona
Steve Tom ... Minister
Michael Patrick McGill ... Joseph/Officer Smith
Sara Erikson ... Bethany/Jennifer
Carrie Reichenbach ... Alexis
Tom Virtue ... Freddy The Minister/Stan
Jeff Staron ... Barista
Brian Stepanek ... Arthur
Nick Toth ...Football Announcer/TV Narrator
Brendan Patrick Connor ... Clive/Middle-Aged Jake
Justine Eyre ... Gabrielle
Jim Marshall ... Guy/Jim
Aja Evans ... Emily
Magdalena Holland ... Inga/Svetlana
Larry Cedar ... Announcer/Policeman #1
Jacqueline Lord ... Tiffany
Rena Sofer ... Chrissy
Georgia Engel ... Jean
Tricia O'Kelley ... Brooke/Shari
Nicholas Gonzalez ... Baker/Master Baker
Kristin Bauer ... Laura
Nicole Forester ... Camille/Girl on Answering Machine
Richard Whiten ... Officer Bryant/Sergeant Preston
Nikki Novak ... Naomi
Tom Wilson ... Mike
Jeff Probst ... Jeff Probst
Brian George ... Soccer Announcer/TV Narrator
Shon Little ... Cashier/Snack Bar Cashier
John Stamos ... John Stamos/Prospective House Buyer
Rose Matheu ... Lily
Eugene Byrd ... Lenny
Shane Roney ... Kid #2/Toddler #2
Layla Crawford ... Little Girl
Alem Brhan Sapp ... Drill Sergeant/Sergeant
Louisette Geiss ... Karen
Steven Krueger ...Sean
Andrew Pifko ... Man
Miley Cyrus ... Missi
Adriana Karras ... Rachel Ray
Chris O'Donnell ... Bill
Heather Locklear ... Laura Lang
Cloris Leachman ... Norma
Brooke Shields ... Danielle Stewert
Richard Kind ... Artie
Sean Penn ... Sean Penn
Jon Lovitz ... Archie Baldwin
Morgan Fairchild ... Donna
Enrique Iglesias ... Fernando
Megan Fox ... Prudence
Teri Hatcher ... Liz
Elvis Costello ... Elvis Costello
Martin Sheen ... Harvey
Emilio Estevez ... Andy
Mike Connors ... Hugo
Gary Busey ... Gary Busey
Jason Alexander ... Dr. Goodman
Tim Conway ... Tim
Ken Jeong ... Male Nurse
James Earl Jones ... James Earl Jones
Barry Livingston ... Sam
ZZ Top ... ZZ Top
Billy Gibbons ... Billy Gibbons
Brad Paisley ... Derek
Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Lieutenant Wagner
Christian Slater ... Christian Slater(uncredited)
Chuck Lorre ... Chuck Lorre(uncredited)
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