TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 9(2003) PAGE
TWO AND A HALF MEN SEASON 9(2003)
Charlie's gone! Long live Charlie!
Ashton Kutcher's here, please come back Charlie!!
EPISODE # 1: NICE TO MEET YOU, WALDEN SCHMIDT(Sept. 20, 2010):
Most of Charlie's girlfriends show up at his funeral, which
was because he died in a train accident!! Intertroducing
Ashton Kutcher as the lead!
Also here are Jenna Elfman(Dharma) & Thomas Gibson(Greg)! B
EPISODE # 2: PEOPLE WHO LOVE PEEPHOLES(Sept. 27, 2010):
Alan worms himself into Walden's house!! B
EPISODE # 3: BIG GIRLS DON'T THROW FOOD(Oct. 04, 2010):
Walden is going out with his ex! Also, Jake is convinced that
he's a genius and that he's dropping out of school because it
bores him!! C
EPISODE # 4: NINE MAGIC FINGERS(Oct. 11, 2010):
Berta has a friend over with nine fingers, hence the title! C
EPISODE # 5: A GIANT CAT HOLDING A CHURRO(Oct. 18, 2010):
Silly! C
EPISODE # 6: THE SQUAT AND HOVER(Oct. 25, 2010):
Walden meets his ex's new boyfriend!
Guest starring a returning Jane LynchB
EPISODE # 7: THOSE FANCY JAPANESE TOILETS(Nov. 01, 2010):
A journal is found of Charlie's!! B
EPISODE # 8: THANK YOU FOR THE INTERCOURSE(Nov. 08, 2010):
Alan is channeling his inner Charlie!! B
EPISODE # 9: FRODO'S HEADSHOTS(Nov. 15, 2010)
Jake's girlfriend is preggers!!! Alan is being audited! Alan's
girlfriend is boffing Walden! And Alan tries to kill himself
with his car in the garage, but his car breaks down! And his
mother won't let him in her house!
Guest starring: Gary Busey! B
EPISODE # 10: A FISHBOWL FULL OF GLASS EYES(Nov. 22, 2010)
Alan's trying to raise money to pay off his bills! B
EPISODE # 11: A LOVELY LANDING STRIP(Dec. 06, 2010):
Walden meets a woman in a store and starts a relationship
with her! B
EPISODE # 12: ONE FALSE MOVE, ZIMBABWE!(Dec. 13, 2010):
Walden's mother comes over for Christmas and not everything
goes smoothly!! B
EPISODE # 13: SLOWLY AND IN A CIRCULAR FASHION(Jan. 03, 2011):
There's a power struggle with Walden's business! B
EPISODE # 14: A POSSUM ON CHEMO(Jan. 17, 2011):
Zoey talks Walden to shave and cut his hair! B
EPISODE # 15: THE DUCHESS OF DULL-IN-SACK(Feb. 07, 2011):
Walden is concerned that Zoey is not enjoying sex! B
EPISODE # 16: SIPS, SONNETS AND SODOMY(Feb. 14, 2011):
Bloody Valentine's Day! B
EPISODE # 17: NOT IN MY MOUTH!(Feb. 14, 2011):
Walden tells Zoey he loves her in a fit of panick because
the plane their on suddenly takes dive! She responds with
"Oh, God, Oh, God, I don't want to die"! B
EPISODE # 18: THE WAR AGAINST GINGIVITIS(Feb. 14, 2011):
An old friend and partner of Walden's shows up with a
billion dollar idea!! B
EPISODE # 19: PALMDALE, ECH(Feb. 14, 2011):
Evilyn and Lindey's mom meet up for the first time!
Guest starring: Georgia Engel! B+
EPISODE # 20: GRANDMA'S PIE(Feb. 14, 2011):
Evilyn and Jean move in together in Evilyn's big house! Zoey's
pissed at Walden cause he's in business with his ex!
Guest starring a returning Georia Engel! B
EPISODE # 21: MR. HOSE SAYS "YES"(Feb. 14, 2011):
Walden tells Alan that he's going to move out for a
week because Zoey and her daughter are going to stay
there to see how things work between them! B
EPISODE # 22: WHY WE GAVE UP WOMEN(Feb. 14, 2011):
Alan has a heart attack and Charlie comes back in a woman's
body! This forces Walden to take him back in(not sure why
since he's been staying at Lindey's house)!!
Guest starrinng: Kathy Bates! B
EPISODE # 23: THE STRAW IN MY DONUT HOLE(Feb. 14, 2011):
Alan is pushing his welcome because of his heart attack!
Guest starring: Jason Alexander(Seinfeld)! B
EPISODE # 24: OH LOOK! AL-QAEDA(Feb. 14, 2011):
Alan and Judith are pressuring Jake to get a job, and Alan
goes to Walden to ask if he would give him, and Eldridge,
a job!!
Last episode with Eldridge! B
SPECIALS:
DISC 1:
TWO AND A HALF MEN VERSION 2.0
DISC 2:
THE BILLIONAIRE UPGRADE:
WALDEN SCHMIDT'S MALIBU HOUSE REDESIGN
DISC 3:
GAG REEL
From a reviewer at IMDb.com:
It was only two and a half men until season eight, after
that it was just a simple show, a pity ... The role of
Ashton Kutcher was good, but this sudden turn of the story
and the events that caused it, I could not follow with the
same mentality as before, this show belonged to Charlie
Sheen, is and will be. - Farzad-Doosti
Cast:
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper/Sid Olsen
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper/Marlene Melnick
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Charlie Sheen ... Charlie Harper
Holland Taylor ... Evelyn Harper
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Harper/Judith Melnick/...
Melanie Lynskey ... Rose
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Jennifer Taylor ... Chelsea/Suzanne/...
Ryan Stiles ... Dr. Herb Melnick/Dr. Greg Melnick
Amber Tamblyn ... Jenny Harper
Sophie Winkleman ... Zoey
April Bowlby ... Kandi/Kimber
Graham Patrick Martin ... Eldridge Mackelroy
Jane Lynch ... Dr. Linda Freeman
Judy Greer ... Bridget Schmidt/Myra/...
Emmanuelle Vaugier ... Mia
Robert Clotworthy ... TV Announcer/Pilot/...
Kelly Stables ... Melissa
D.B. Sweeney ... Larry
Edan Alexander ... Louis
Maggie Lawson ... Ms. McMartin
J.D. Walsh ... Gordon/Ted
Brooke D'Orsay ... Kate/Robin
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg ... Courtney
Clark Duke ... Barry
Rebecca McFarland ... Leanne
James Edson ... Bobby/Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein/...
Martin Mull ... Russell
Kimberly Williams-Paisley ... Gretchen
Mimi Rogers ... Robin Schmidt
Robert Wagner ... Teddy Leopold
Ming-Na Wen ... Linda Harris
Aly Michalka ... Brooke
Joel Murray ... Nick/Petey/...
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Talyan Wright ... Ava
Kris Iyer ... Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner ... Marty Pepper
Stacy Keach ... Tom
Macey Cruthird ... Megan
Katherine LaNasa ... Lydia
Liz Vassey ... Michelle/Kate
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe ... Isabella/Gail
Michael Bolton ... Michael Bolton
Vernee Watson ... Karen/Nurse/...
Missi Pyle ... Delores Pasternak/Miss Pasternak
Jenna Elfman ... Frankie/Dharma
Tricia Helfer ... Gail
John Amos ... Ed
Tinashe ... Celeste Burnett
Jeri Ryan ... Sherri
Rachel Cannon ... Chloe/Nina
Katy Mixon Greer ... Betsy
Wayne Wilderson ... Dad/Roger
Odette Annable ... Nicole
John Pirruccello ... Larry/Police Helicopter Pilot/...
Deanna Russo ... Laurel
Frankie J. Allison ... Rodney
Eddie Gorodetsky ... Doug/Sir Lancelot
Kimberly Quinn ... Donna
Michael Clarke Duncan ... Jerome Burnett
Susan Blakely ... Angie
Carol Kane ... Shelly
Paula Marshall ... Paula
Jaime Pressly ... Tammy
Sara Rue ... Naomi
Gail O'Grady ... Mandi
Steven Tyler ... Steven Tyler
Juliette Goglia ... Joanie
Alicia Coppola ... Dr. Michelle Talmadge/TC Randall
Coby Ryan McLaughlin ... Jeremy
Meagen Fay ... Martha
Steve Hytner ... Dr. Schenkman
Judd Nelson ... Chris Mackelroy/Chris Makelroy
Steven Eckholdt ... Brad Harlow/Brad Howe
Matthew Marsden ... Nigel
Steffani Brass ... Amy/Debbie
Sandra Purpuro ... Cynthia/Mona
Steve Tom ... Minister
Michael Patrick McGill ... Joseph/Officer Smith
Sara Erikson ... Bethany/Jennifer
Carrie Reichenbach ... Alexis
Tom Virtue ... Freddy The Minister/Stan
Jeff Staron ... Barista
Brian Stepanek ... Arthur
Nick Toth ...Football Announcer/TV Narrator
Brendan Patrick Connor ... Clive/Middle-Aged Jake
Justine Eyre ... Gabrielle
Jim Marshall ... Guy/Jim
Aja Evans ... Emily
Magdalena Holland ... Inga/Svetlana
Larry Cedar ... Announcer/Policeman #1
Jacqueline Lord ... Tiffany
Rena Sofer ... Chrissy
Georgia Engel ... Jean
Tricia O'Kelley ... Brooke/Shari
Nicholas Gonzalez ... Baker/Master Baker
Kristin Bauer ... Laura
Nicole Forester ... Camille/Girl on Answering Machine
Richard Whiten ... Officer Bryant/Sergeant Preston
Nikki Novak ... Naomi
Tom Wilson ... Mike
Jeff Probst ... Jeff Probst
Brian George ... Soccer Announcer/TV Narrator
Shon Little ... Cashier/Snack Bar Cashier
John Stamos ... John Stamos/Prospective House Buyer
Rose Matheu ... Lily
Eugene Byrd ... Lenny
Shane Roney ... Kid #2/Toddler #2
Layla Crawford ... Little Girl
Alem Brhan Sapp ... Drill Sergeant/Sergeant
Louisette Geiss ... Karen
Steven Krueger ...Sean
Andrew Pifko ... Man
Miley Cyrus ... Missi
Adriana Karras ... Rachel Ray
Chris O'Donnell ... Bill
Heather Locklear ... Laura Lang
Cloris Leachman ... Norma
Brooke Shields ... Danielle Stewert
Richard Kind ... Artie
Sean Penn ... Sean Penn
Jon Lovitz ... Archie Baldwin
Morgan Fairchild ... Donna
Enrique Iglesias ... Fernando
Megan Fox ... Prudence
Teri Hatcher ... Liz
Elvis Costello ... Elvis Costello
Martin Sheen ... Harvey
Emilio Estevez ... Andy
Mike Connors ... Hugo
Gary Busey ... Gary Busey
Jason Alexander ... Dr. Goodman
Tim Conway ... Tim
Ken Jeong ... Male Nurse
James Earl Jones ... James Earl Jones
Barry Livingston ... Sam
ZZ Top ... ZZ Top
Billy Gibbons ... Billy Gibbons
Brad Paisley ... Derek
Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Lieutenant Wagner
Christian Slater ... Christian Slater(uncredited)
Chuck Lorre ... Chuck Lorre(uncredited)